Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.

Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011

Crotch Specter

Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.

See also Ass Phantom

I felt that you Crotch Specter!

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Crotch Shot

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotch Shot!

Player 2: Fuck.....

by kazook April 25, 2006

Crotch Shot

drinking a shot from between a guy's legs

girl 1- I was so plastered last night, I did like 20 crotch shots.

girl 2- yeah, off my boyfriend, BITCH!

by ~Erin~ December 9, 2008

Crotch Spiders

Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.

Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.

by Jemima Hootensnancle January 5, 2009

Crotch Slap

To hold a girl down and slap her in the face with your crotch.

Man I held that bitch down and gave her a good ole crotch slap.

by Jason88 December 12, 2008

choch stick

A weapon used to beat the living shit out of ignorant people or kill hallucinogenic aliens. it can be used for other purposes such as a smoking device as well.

yo dont fuck with me or else i'll beat your ass with my Choch stick

by vulocity May 17, 2006