chimpanzeed

Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee

Dude, I was trying to feed the goats, but then I got Chimpanzeed.

by Yyachub May 13, 2008

Chimp

To violently attack or maul something or someone, in a manner similar to a chimpanzee. Typically involves breaking bones, biting and mutilation of digits and appendages.

“Yo, did you hear about the researcher who got killed by chimpanzees?”

“Yeah, they chimped him real bad. Took off his dick and balls.”

by Moyai🗿🗿🗿 March 13, 2022

Chiisi

the letter E is essential when spelling cheese. Chiisi can be used in a good or bad way. chiisi means chiisi. it is a good thing to be a chiisi and it is a bad thing to be a chiisi.

abbeetroot: bro ur such a chiisi like wtf
uwu emo: eww ur a chiisi?? dang you need to be more chiisi
stubby thumb: g-g-guys, stop being such chiisis and makeup with each other already Uwu

by this isnt kira April 13, 2022

Chimp Pimpin’

Somethings just cool af…..but even cooler

“I did a back flip over a pile of rusted chainsaws, turned on, lit on fire.”

“That’s chimp pimpin’ man”

by ZCC22703 September 3, 2022

lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.

I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.

by FitofPeak May 26, 2010

The chimpanzee

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off

Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids

by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018

Random Chimp Event

The random chimp event will begin in 2022 with a widespread disease known as “monkeypox” where the infected will begin transforming into chimps and lead the new ape uprising

Person 1: Dude, where will you be during the random chimp event?
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS

by TumbleMr May 22, 2022