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Chestnutwood

Chances are if you've met one, you have came to the closest thing you ever will to a GOD. True, Loyal, Literally genuine. They are amazing artists. While they are some of the pokiest people you will meet, they are very laid back and are great company. They are also very loyal and giving. If you happen upon a Chestnutwood, befriend them and never let go.
Robert Chestnutwood
by bigp1mps October 15, 2012
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Chestnut spread

Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment
I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.
by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017
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Chestburster Day

On April 23rd, all adults no matter what gender, how big their boobs are. Must be facehugged and pregnant with a chestburster.

This parody holiday was inspired by Alien Day, that is an annual promotional event dedicated to the Alien franchise, held on April 26.
"Hey It's Chestburster Day!"

"Got your alien egg for Chestburster Day?"
by Xenolover101 April 13, 2021
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crinkled chestnut

a word that can express any feeling really .
no one knows why crinkling someone's chestnut would be good, but it's hard to imagine what crinkling someone's chestnut is.

is it a compliment? a swear? is it even an action? no one knows
last night, she crinkled my chestnut.

he failed all his classes, he really crinkled the chestnut this time.

she's such a crinkled chestnut.
by krashkrab May 9, 2023
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pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire
by Sexydimma July 10, 2021
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That Old Chestnut

This phrase is used when acting out or talking about somthing that has happend in the past. When used at the right moment this is a comical saying.
Conversation Between People
Dave "Ya know Paul, He's back with his ex Nat"
Jeromima "Ohh Not That Old Chestnut
by Dean Horn November 14, 2006
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Tony Chestnut

A trick with a football (Or "soccer ball" as certain cultures mistakenly know it).

It involves flicking the ball up with your toe, bouncing it up on your knee, controlling it on your chest and heading it with your nut.

ie. toe, knee, chest, nut
Pass the ball mate, i'm gonna do a tony chestnut.
by ray_pest July 23, 2009
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