cheech and schlong

When you invite someone to smoke and bang.

Tom: Did you fuck Mindy yet?
Ben: Nah, she's coming over tonight for some Cheech and Schlong.

Brett: Do you like Cheech and Chong?
Kathy: Sometimes, it depends on the day.
Brett: What about some Cheech and Schlong?

by KenShasta September 22, 2016

cheech and chaw

To smoke a fatty blunt with a copious amount of tobacco in your mouth. Can be either dip or chew, but is best with Redman chew.

Bro i see you've got some redman there. i got this here blunt. Wanna Cheech and Chaw it?

by turdwrestler May 24, 2010

Cheech and Chong

A womans vagina and butt-hole respectively. Can be used together or seperately.

Man: Show me your cheech
Woman: No

Man: I totally Cheech and Chonged her!
Other man: Whatever

by gideonschmideon March 12, 2007

Cheech and Chong Brownies

Brownies made with weed/pot

We are bringing Cheech and Chong Brownies to the party...watch out!

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Talking Cheech and Chong

When a Native Spanish speaker is trying to speak English but is so high they can't pronounce anything and have no idea what they are saying, then they are talking Cheech and Chong

Person 1. He.. Hell.. *PUFF*.. Hola
Person 2: What the fuck are you trying to say
Person 3: Don't worry he speaks English. He's just talking Cheech and Chong right now

by TCP4Legalization October 27, 2019

cheech and chong joint

a joint rolled with a piece of copy paper, with at least 3 OZ of mowie wowie and some Labrador.

hey man, lets roll a cheech and chong joint.

by Mr. Weed April 12, 2012

Cheech

A dumb retard. A cheech enjoys seeing their significant other have intercourse with another person, similar to a cuck. Cheeches tend to be illiterate and hate sunlight. The odor that emits from these cheeches is rancid and makes you want to commit suicide like in the 2018 Netflix film, "Bird Box"

You are a damn Cheech.

by Smelly Nigger December 29, 2018