Chair

The hottest thing since trees. Chair is a very fine fellow that lives in many places but spends most of its time in LA.

"Have you seen Chair?"
"I sat on him earlier, why?"

by GalaxyFoxx2008 February 14, 2023

The Chair

For a girl, the chair may mean the casual dumping place of clothes you don’t want to fold.

For a guy, let’s just say there are some very questionable stains and you have to debate if you really want to sit there and how safe it is.

Girl 1: You really need to clean the chair, it’s monstrous!
Girl 2: Yeah I know it’s getting out of hand.
Or
Guy 1: Dude, did you clean the chair?
Guy 2: Nah I might use it again.

by CrazyAllCaps November 19, 2017

Chair

Something you sit on you dumbass.

- What are you sitting on?
- A chair you moron.

by Quick Mafs May 7, 2020

Chair

A comfortable thing to sit on.(not) A lot of people fart on it so that is why I don't like to sit on it.

My mom just farted on my chair.;I am never going to sit on it again.

by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019

Chair

A piece of furniture that one sits down on, often to relax themselves.

Person 1: I’m going to sit in this chair.
Person 2: Okay.

by Scarquess November 1, 2022

Chair

Pale

Damn Epic really sits hard on this Chair
Pls this is a joke don't take this seriously

by HaremFucker420 June 19, 2021

The chair

A gameshow where players anwser up to 7 questions and can win up to $250,000. This gameshow is much different then anty other gameshow because the players have to lay down in a chair while strapped to a heart-rate monitor. If the contestant gets nervous then he will lose money until he can get his heart rate under control. The funny thing is its hosted by John McEnroe and you can't keep your eye's closed or he will say "don't do that!". In the middle of the game somthing will happen that could rise you heart beat high and you must keep your cool.

Did you watch McEnroe whack tennis balls at the players in the chair?

by ganban May 27, 2005