Unicorn chain

When a group of girls have dildos strapped to their heads and are having sex on their hands and knees in a circle.

"Half woman, half unicorn, a unicorn chain is a beautiful sight."

by Jod Sage August 25, 2009

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

Chainsaw Maneuver

A physical act carried out by an overzealous novice attempting to remove a length of anal beads in a forceable manner, as if one was pull-starting a chainsaw.

Becky was really enjoying the anal romp that had ensued for a period of 45 minutes. Then the anal beads were inserted, and her fun came to a screaming end when her partner applied the chainsaw maneuver. Her fun was then completely forgotten when cleanup of the millions of fecal projectiles ensued.

by [e-mail] March 31, 2005

racist chainsaw

possibly the most racist of all the garden tools (including the dirty whoe)

(this is the noice the racist chainsaw makes)run nigger nigger nigger-run nigeer nigger nigger-run nigger nigger nigger-run nigger nigger nigger(repeat)

by bob teats April 16, 2010

chain-smoke

To puff on cigarettes one after another without taking a break in between - Usually achieved by lighting a new cigarette with the old one.

I was nervous after the car accident so I chain-smoked in my friends car all the way home.

by Bomni February 9, 2005

Chabangbang

The act that is the culmination of sweat, blood, and in rare cases, tears, over the painstaking admiration of a girl over a prolonged period of time that eventually leads to her mutual admiration, dating, hugging, kissing, loving, etc until the big moment. INTERcourse.

Guy #1: "Man, the chabangbang was so worth the effort put into the relationship."

Guy #2: "I know, right?"

by Bob Hobo February 15, 2009