Chadism

One who has Chadism is often mistaken for being retarded, and/or asian. One with this condition consumes a gratuitous amount of salt, but no one knows why. Ones with Chadism are incapable of speech unless they are chewing food. They tend to get frustrated easliy, and take their anger out on others around them.

In addition, the appearance of one with Chadism is different from a normal person; Chadists tend to have raging unibrows in which they refuse to shave.

As for relationships, Chadists are attracted to ugly females who look like certain animals; mostly whale-like "blubbery" and "greasy" females. Also horse-like and chipmunk-like females.

"Dude, look at that guy he has the biggest unibrow!"
"Yeah, look at how much salt he's eating!"
"Jeez. Is that his girlfriend next to him? She looks like a whale!"
"He's such a Retard!"
"Dude, don't make fun, he probably has Chadism."
"Oh. Your right."

by Catholic Priest November 12, 2009

caging

When a couple or couples remove their clothing not to have sex, but to make-out whilst a movie starring Nicholas Cage is playing on the TV.

-Did you get it in last night?
-Nah man. We were just caging.

by KingOfCage December 27, 2011

Chadite

Sworn enemies of people from Alvaston. Typical attire consists of fake burberry clothing, Vauxhall Nova car, Cheap cider and hash.

Women usually scrounge of the council, may have 2 or more children with different boy's

'Let's go for a quiet drink in the rocket.'

'Are you mad blud it's full of chadites in there!'

by Alvastonite December 28, 2005

Chag

Someone that you do not know, but presume is a jerk.

"Some chag drank the last soda!"

by Chainsaw Dudley April 27, 2006

Chag

The term "Chag" refers to quite simply a cigarette or a cigarillo. This slang term is found mostly across the United States and Canada.

- How you might here the word used -

Professional Context:

Steve: I think I lost my pack of chags.
Rob: Here i'll give you mine.

Unprofessional Context:

Scott: Bro i'm finna bout to rip a chag come gimme a light.
Dylan: Here! (Passes BIC Lighter)

by vincenzoeugenio December 27, 2014

Chabi

Some one laid back, relaxed, knows what's goin on...etc. they usually don't talk much but are great listeners not to mention great lovers. but when they do talk, it's always something wise coming out of their mouth. i.e. coolest person you will meet.

Girl: my boyfriend just left me, i'm failing in math, my mom went back to prostitution, i don't know what to do.
Chabi: just relax it's all gonna be alright, keep talking i'm listing, we'll smoke a joint and everything will be alright *lights joint*

by DZ16 December 4, 2011

Chadi

He is a guy that wil never hurt you and will love you but gets rejected caus of his looks en he is lovley and nice

Chadi

by Haggdji April 20, 2020