penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009

retro-cultration

Tendency for 3rd-generation immigrants to return to their home-countries' cultural roots as shown in the rise of clanguage and other manifestations of cultural cross-polination.

This trans-border, trans-cultural phenomenon lead many of these multi bi-bi (multicultural, bilingual-bicultural or 'multi-culti'), to a mental illness called 'cultural relativisim'.
For show, Arab Americans (who are nothing but a bunch of Americophobic pseuds!), when they return to the home 'cuntries', they find that they also can't fit their King-of-The-World-sized heads in a small place where people are still looking for the NBH (Next Bowl of Hummus)!

The main product of this retro-cultration is the 'Nowherian': one who's trying to return to his/her forefathers' country, only to find that they don't fit in there.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Chemical castration

The act of getting a man incredibly drunk so he doesn't chase after that girl you like.

person a:hey man I need to get that guy over there really drunk so he can't chat up my girl.

person b:chemical castration great plan!

by pandagirl2853 January 2, 2012

toilet castration

Where one guy makes another guy sit down on the toilet to piss like a woman and symbolically takes away his manhood.

"I better not catch you pissing standing up!".
and that is an example of toilet castration.

by Deep blue 2012 January 22, 2010

congrations

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :

I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.

by ahart14 March 9, 2010

Pentration

The highest level of value of a mathematical expression (without an "e") stated as the stacking of exponents upon an integer (whole number) once exponitation then again terapotation and a third level pentration.

Ten raised to the power of 10 to the 27th is only a small part of a pentration.

by Greektome June 9, 2018

denim castration

Symptom of jeans that fit far too snuggly around the crotch area.

I'm getting a bad case of denim castration from that pair of pants my aunt bought me for Christmas. Remind me to head back to the store and trade them in asap. Before I lose the ability to have children.

by white-boy December 28, 2011