Centimeter-Peter

A man with a very small dick.
Started by *******
Peterson.
A hilarious name to call a guy.

Girl 1:Hahaha!!!
Girl 2: Is she okay?!
Girl 3:oh she just almost Slept with Centimeter-Peter
last night.

by GuessWhoo!!! December 22, 2008

to feed the centipede

1. A phrasal verb with the meaning to go to the W.C. and do number two. Inspired by the dutch horror film "The Human Centipede."

2. To literally feed your pet centipede.

E.g. 1:

Man: Argh! That indian food's going right through me. Be right back, I have to feed the centipede.
Bystander: Lol what?

E.g. 2:

Man: I'm sorry Carol but I have to hang up, it's time to feed the centipede.

by Caudimordax August 13, 2010

centipede

An awsome multi-legged creature that most people hate for no logical reasoning. There are well over 3,000 species of centipedes in this world, many of which can grow well over a foot and a half in length. Centipedes are the companions of the elite. Any amature trying to handle a centipede will probably get bit; they'll probably deserve it too.

I have a pet centipede. He is better than you, and your children.

by Drake Dracoli August 18, 2003

Human Centipede

Sexual position in which three people perform anal on each other in a single file line. This can be performed with either three guys or two guys and one girl. (not permitting dildos)

Dude me and Bill totally did a human centipede with Amy last night!

by Young freckle April 19, 2011

Pubic Centimeters

The metric for pubic hair coverage

Brendan has 40 pubic centimeters coverage. I think he's a quarter Hungarian.

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020

2 centimeter defeater

Lays

-yo bro have you met the 2 centimeter defeater yesterday?

-yeah bro i couldnt walk afterwards.

by 2 centimeter defeater's friend March 11, 2022

Oral Centipede

When a group of 3 or more arrange themselves in boy girl formation and perform and or receive oral sex on each other restulting in a centipede of sexual pleasure.

"Did you hear about Tim and Dave last night!? They lost their oral virginity to 2 prostitutes by performing the oral centipede!"

by lionskin December 31, 2011