calibrated

Means to get high. Used mostly with the word 'get' in front of it.

'Let's get calibrated'
'I want to go get calibrated'
'I was so damn calibrated the other day...'

by yepyepthatsright May 25, 2009

calibrate

To find calibre the (caliber) of; correlate readings of (instrument etc) with a standard or commonly accepted value.

I calibrated my HF reciever with the 10.0000 MHz WWV/WWVB frequency standard.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003

Celibasexual

A type of sexuality where a male or female choose to stay away from the opposite sex. It does not deal with any type of religion, people choose this sexuality from constant embarrassment or rejection from the opposite sex. Celibasexuals do not find their own sex attractive either.

Wow dude are you gay you don't like girls.

No no no, I'm a celibasexual.

What's that?

Its complicated, look it up on urban.

by MitchTACOTACOTACO October 24, 2008

Celebration

In The Breakthrough Collaborative, an event in which student work is displayed and performances take place. For students, Celebration is a time of fun, laughter, and an exhibition of their summer. For teachers, namely the Celebration coordinators, it is a time of stress and worrying. There will be tears of joy and prayers of thankfulness upon its completion.

Celebration is hell.

by btteacher October 3, 2008

The Celebration

When something so great happens that a simple "yay" will not do, The Celebration comes in to play. To put it simply, it is 'on-the-spot masturbation'.

I was at dave's house the other night when i found out i won the lottery, so i did the celebration. His parents weren't pleased. But i bought them a new house (but kept the carpets!).

by VoxleadJuan February 1, 2010

celebration

a town full of rich people who are cocky guys that are gay except dillon st. Gordon and girls here are sexy.

bum: hey where are you headed too?

cop: Celebration.

Bum: shit bro take me with you they give good money (:

by _J-swagga June 29, 2011

celibate siren

A chaste woman who unknowingly (or perhaps intentionally) exudes arousing sexuality while simultaneously having no interest in follow through.

She grasped him with her eyes and beguiling smile, held him tenderly, kissed longingly, but, being a celibate siren, was indifferent to the effect she had on him.

by Dustinian_2 August 29, 2013