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Cedar Rapids

An expression for a destitute wasteland void of all human dignity and hope, in which there are more bars than books, and the inhabitance of those bars will talk endlessly to try and convince you that this is where they wanted their life to end up. Where the scale of social structure is so below par when compared to other cities, that the absence of homeless people is less a reflection of a prosperous community, but rather the fact that it is better to be homeless anywhere, than to have a home in Cedar Rapids. Where corn syrup souls only get away with lying to themselves, and where abandoned downtown buildings stand as the most accurate impersonation of a place with any semblance of reality. Where hangovers subsidize the layovers of lives whose plane will never leave the gate, and where the only cultures that survive are the bacteria in the back of your mouth. Where going for a walk is an oddity worthy of drive by heckling. Where daybreak has no sunrise, and nightfall has no sunset. Where children stand on the tips of their toes and look past the looming curvature of the earth in the hopes of seeing some place their dreams can run to without collapsing of exhaustion. An eddy on the side of the Cedar River where people begin to stagnate into everything they never wanted to be.
But dad I hate Grandma's house, it's so Cedar Rapids in there.
by BrianMichelleEsterwood May 3, 2011
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cedar cliff

School famous for their incest rate
Everyone that attends.
by cedar cliff high school July 29, 2005
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Cedar Crest Highschool

A highschool located in lebanon PA. Most of the girls are rich sluts who spend their weekends at the country club with their parents who don't pay to much attention to them other than to give them money or creditcards. The guys are drunks who spend daddy and mommys money on alcohol and weed. The kids at this school are relitively smart but they are usually hungover or just dont care because mommy and daddy will fix everything. The girls are pretty nice but very big spoiled brats. The guys are fun but hang with the same crowd. The middle school is worse, this is were the spoiled brats and alcoholics are born. Before middle school, there sweet rich kids, after- their bitches and alkies.
Some people are born lucky, they go to cedar crest highschool
by Aislynn Moren December 3, 2006
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cedar grove

the geographical point of suck. filled with churches and neo-conservatives. home of a crappy school that i go to every day. kiss my ass cedar grove!
"lets go to cedar grove"- person one
"wat? hell no you fag"- person 2
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cedar cliff douchebag

The act of being a douche or slut and being placed on the douchebag or slut list. Also the act of being an insensitive asshole and blaming an innocent girl and making her cry because you are a douchebag.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cedar cliff douchebag list?
Person 2: Yeah, its funny because its true!
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Cedar Valley Elementary

The Best Elementary school in the entire Kent School District during the 2014 - 2016 time frame due to the fights that occurred, the funny things that happened during class, and the majority of students who were 4th - 6th grade during that time, are now considered “lit” in middle school and high school. Those who didn’t go there are imagining how fun it must’ve been and those who went to that school during that time period are wishing that it never ended.
“Bro, in 6th grade you should’ve went to Cedar Valley Elementary School back in 2016. We had all the lit people over there.”
by Teryisspam January 9, 2019
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Cedar Falls

A small town by waterloo, Iowa

with zipcode 50613
by Danny April 17, 2005
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