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Catastrophic Cherry Coke

When a girl is on their period and has diarrhea at the same time.
Dude I heard Jennifer ate some bad shrimp and got catastrophic cherry Coke
by Timmy_CC July 2, 2022
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Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
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Retard Catastrophe

When a group of mentally disabled kids does a rampage at school.
Dame those sped kids have started a retard catastrophe at school yesterday
by DamnYouObama May 30, 2022
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great nut catastrophe

when you bust your balls then you run out of all your nuts like peanuts and almonds but you are left with 14 week old well kept pistachios
man its so sad jaquarius had a great nut catastrophe ,all he had left was 14 week old well kept pistachios
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Gen X 'Catastrophe'

Coming from (in)famous greentext repost, marks state where (wrongly) it is stated that "Gen X has it too good" and couldn't cope with it. Examples provided, were "1999 and Gen X Disillusionment" - citing Office Space, Matrix, Fight Club and maybe even Taxi Driver. While the reading of the example was more of "wtf, we had it best, no chit-chat, just work and no socialization, do job head out..." (akin to hyped-autism, than "open-offices DEI-disaster") than "I hate my office cubicles and meaningless rat-race job and life"...

Similar to Millennial Chiller, Millennieitis.
Adam: "Do you have bad tumblrism example I can use as meme?"
Beth: "Better! I have Gen X 'Catastrophe' !"
Adam: "How so?"
Beth: "GXC is... when you think how good you had it as "generation" akin to nowadays, in past; only to miss one important remark-"
Adam: "Yeah?"
Beth: "Imagine: you enjoy cubicle work for that you don't have to chit-chat!"
Adam: "Why not WFH then?"
Beth: "I guess they miss human contact..."
Adam: "Oh, so generally, it is missing 'mark', isn't it!?"
Beth: "Got it! UrbDic is tho more verbose on it!"
Adam: "I see! Good catch. Thanks!"
Beth: "Sure!"
by dame_dane May 6, 2025
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catastrophic raid failure

Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.

The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.
Hello,

Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.

Regards,
by Peculiar Musings July 14, 2016
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Catastrophic Decompression

When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.
I had too much Chipotle last night and experienced a catastrophic decompression this morning.
by WeinerParty November 17, 2022
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