catastrophy

A trophy wife gone bad

He thought that he was marrying for love, but his young and pretty second wife turned out to be a catastrophy who was more interested in spending his money than in spending any time with him.

by Pamelot September 22, 2011

carass

A combo of the words caress and harass, meaning a touch that was meant to be pleasureable but it turns out as the opposite. Also related to krass.

She slapped the waiter after his soft carass on her bottom.

by mLo March 7, 2005

Catassing

The wasting away of one's social life, in order to, level up there character in an MMORPG (massively mulitplay online role playing game)

Is Nathan coming over to day?

NO, he is to busy catassing.

by Unchosen June 12, 2007

Catastrophic Organ Fail

The worst type of fail possible.

-"Success! I know have enough money for petrol!"

-"Really? What did you do?"

-"I sold my car!"

-"...catastrophic organ fail."

by MMIIYY May 27, 2008

Catastrophe Conservative

Someone who believes major economic decline is eminent leading to the end of the US Dollar as we know it.

A Catastrophe Conservative believes that the monetary system will collapse so he invests in gold, seeds, and water systems. The average CC listens to Alex Jones and others who believe we are in a "Police State". He believes there is no need to pay taxes anymore and let the government dissolve. Governments to him are nothing but "Farms" for "Human Livestock". Just GOOGLE, "Most Dangerous Video On the Internet". He probably watched this video.

by no know March 14, 2011

catasaur

a cross between a cat and a dinosaur... generally an awesome creature :D

common noise: merawr

friend: merawr! i'm a catasaur!!
me: ahahahahahahaa lol!

by hugs5913 October 13, 2011

catastrophic dump

The mother of all bowel movements

Dave: Don't go into the toilet, I just had a catastrophic dump

by Eldonko January 1, 2012