Catalina Cows

A catalina cow is a girl who attends Santa Catalina School.
Originally was a derogatory term from rival schools (who will not be named), but was then adopted by the catalina cows themselves as a fun loving joke poking fun at themselves.

Stevenson Girl: ooh, look at the cows! moooo!
Catalina Cows: *walks on all fours mooing* thats right bitches!!

by CatalinaCow March 10, 2008

Catalunya

Catalunya is the Catalan name of Catalonia, an ancient nation and, presently, a region of Spain with many differences - they don't sing flamenco, they don't like bullfights, many of them don't speak Spanish, but rather Catalan ('bona nit', not 'buenas noches') - and which is actually older than Spain. They once governed the Mediterranean Sea.

I visited Catalunya and now I know what a castell is.

by BonaNit October 8, 2005

Catalano

Usualy Italian, big nosed and hard headed. Has a tendency to shout really loud and be really competitive. Once he\she has a girlfriend, defends her\his questionable hotness like it is life.

Hes being a total Catalano

by SaintGeoge February 12, 2007

Catalina

Really sassy, loves to dance,sensitive, has a big heart

Mom: Catalina where do you want to go for vacation

Catalina: I want to go to Santa Catalina island

by Byeeehiiiishyyyy August 11, 2019

Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.

Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

Catalina

Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.

"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"

"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"

"In here, mi amor!"

"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!

"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"

"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"

"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"

by anonymous July 21, 2008

dirty catalina

A bhadd Latina from Colombia who’s fine asf

Yo you know dirty Catalina

Ye she a bhadie bro

by 123pat April 15, 2020