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carpet-bombing

carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.
jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!
by Screech16 June 15, 2023
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Carpet bomb

In the armed forces when a member of your own team approaches a battle buddy's fighting position, then proceeds to shit within 20 feet of that position. The blue falcon proceeds to exit your fighting position in search of a less offensive smelling location. Also known as code name Damico.
" Damico ran into Garvey and Brown's fighting position and left a carpet bomb on them. Luckily the bugs that were swarming them went for the source "
by Hooahterm5760 June 29, 2015
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Carpet sake bomb

When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!
Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.
by MeSsiBoI May 2, 2022
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Carpet bombing

After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen
A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.
by Washington Penis Man July 22, 2020
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carpet bomb

Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man
by Sbobby January 3, 2025
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Carpet Bombing

Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.
'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!
by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016
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Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds

“Aye man”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
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