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holy carp

Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.
"My test results came back positive"

"HOLY CARP!"
by ChubbyD February 15, 2010
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Street Carp

1. Carp, a fish you would not want to eat. Therefore 'Street Carp' is a female that is nasty and not worth eating or touching.

2.Ratchet or homeless people
-The women here are nothing but street carp.

-All this street carp, where's the prime sushi.
by Pepperson_lead September 29, 2014
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Sky Carp

Canadian geese that won't leave town in the winter (or have become non-migratory) and deposit their small dog sized green shit all over the grass in the park and other public places. A nuisance, like carp in the water, over-breeding and generally fucking up habitat.
The sky carp set up a turd gauntlet on the bike path.
by Jay Langley January 19, 2010
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hiroshima carp

baseball team based in Hiroshima.
their fans are probably the best out of all the teams.
by 5150 August 1, 2004
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Ice carp

The stripper / prostitute that visits ice shanties. Like a lot lizard, but for ice fisherman
I didn't catch any fish while ice fishing, but I did catch crabs from the ice carp.
by Hot tub lover February 10, 2022
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Fishing for ass carp

When consenting couples engage in anal sex; the penis is pulled out of the ass and the ass is agape. The man then snorts up a luge and spits it in the agape ass and then tries to fish out the luge with his dick.
Dave was banging Jill's ass. Then Jill asked Dave to go fishing for ass carp. He hocked a luge in her ass and began fishing
by Go Balls Deep March 17, 2023
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Asian Carp

When a man has finished his deed in a woman, he waits for his penis to slowly go limp, and wets his penis with cold water until dripping. And then proceeds to slap the woman back and forth on the face.
Guy: She closed her eyes in exhaust and laid down on the bed, so I ran out and wet my dick and woke her up with the Asian Carp.
by xXxmanybagsofdicksxXx June 9, 2011
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