Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

by I arent click that May 11, 2020

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.

Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"

by Bhask December 07, 2010

cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.

Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom

by Ronaldharris October 24, 2020

yo los cargo

I got them (cahones)!

Don’t be afraid for me, because “yo los cargo”…
~my Nano on his deathbed.

by QueeenGeee June 26, 2023

Hot Cargo

The sudden realization that a hot poo is imminent

How are you Jason? Sorry Carl I can’t talk I have some hot cargo to drop off

by Bulldinkle September 06, 2022

cargo train

when you go on a massive bender it is also known as being on the cargo train. A group of people are riding the cargo train when they are together for a period of time consisting purely of getting f*cked up.

“Want to go to the cinema on Saturday?” “Nah I can’t, I’ll still be on the cargo train.”

by gollum123 May 08, 2018

Freddy Cargo

Freddy Cargo is a Tiktoker of age 2 of TikTok and has 5.5k followers and 22k likes at his height 5’7 future height 7’8

I love Freddy Cargo

by 69_420unkwonkuser April 20, 2022