Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

by I arent click that May 11, 2020

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.

Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"

by Bhask December 8, 2010

Cargo Cum

Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.

you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Nissan S-cargo

A van-type car that is made for Goofy-goobers that like miatas and snails

"I would love to buy a Nissan S-Cargo for goofing around"

by Deyk888 September 28, 2023

Immense Cargo

A bitch who listens to imagine dragons.

Suffers from ligma and inferior to GangCry

Omg is that immense cargo, he’s such an Owen

by Drhank February 27, 2022

Cargo Bob

(verb)
when you lift a car with any helicopter

Oh I was playing GTA V the other day and I got cargo bobbed by my friend Jason because I got my car stuck

by johnisaboss519 August 26, 2021

nick cargo

A white male with ancestors of common name "Cargo". Owner of a very small, bent, ugly penis. Has no purpose in life.
Usually the owner of a very small curvy penis. useless to society and ugly

Man this guy is such a nick cargo

by Randahinda April 29, 2015