narcolepsy

Narcolepsy is a disease where the affected subject can't mind their own fucking business and insists upon being a narc 24/7 365 days a year. It is not contagious, but almost certainly fatal upon diagnosis. Be aware of these narcs because they will screw you over.

"Yo i got a handle for this weekend, we're set"

"SHHH, be quiet with that shit don't you know dave's got narcolepsy?"

"He has a sleeping disorder?"

"No, he's a fucking narc"

by crispytreats275 February 23, 2010

Narcolepsy

Sensitive Conscious

Guy 1: Yeah I have narcolepsy, so I just fall asleep randoml...(falls asleep)

Guy 2: Hey stop playin man stop playin...

by 86thecat October 22, 2010

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by Nantucket Narcolepsy Rod Master September 6, 2003

cumcolepsy

The unfortunate disease of cumming every time one is excited. Similar to narcolepsy, which is falling asleep each time the brain is stimulated to excitement.

After seeing the abundance of presents under the tree, Pete jizzed in his pants, just like those guys on that video. Pete suffers from cumcolepsy.

by megflem March 22, 2009

narcolepsy

Is a new drug, but without all the bad effects of drugs. Gives you the high without the red eye. It is caused by not getting recommended amount of sleep

Yes narcolepsy, won't get through the test without it

by Iph counselman February 11, 2009

Narcolepsy

Someone who snitches, but only when they are asleep.

Sean would never tell, unless he falls asleep. He was diagnosed with narcolepsy a year ago.

by Damn, Dan July 6, 2016

Marcolepsy

A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.

I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.

by Ada Shuffle October 5, 2022