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career elf

Someone who plays nothing but elves in tabletop or computer RPGs (such as Dungeons and Dragons), and has gotten to the point where they refuse to play a character of any other race.

They are a compendium of lore when it comes to anything elven about a given setting, but they get offended if one plays an elf in a manner they consider incorrect or improper.

They typically play elven females, even if they themselves are male, on the grounds that "they are more attractive to look at when playing".
Player 1: "Hey, what is up with Player 3?"

Player 2: "Oh, he's a career elf. Just let him spend time with his little elf friends and leave him alone."

Player 3 (Career Elf): "I am a great roleplayer, even though my character is born from the depths of Mary Sue-dom, and I only play one race exclusively!"
by PiousHeretic, the Mighty. March 30, 2009
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Career criminal

A badguy who makes his living off crime, thus the word "career" in the name.
The career criminal down the street addictied to heroin earned his money for the drugs and to pay rent by robbing banks.
by Nicholas Weiner October 9, 2008
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Career

Funny how most people who call their job a career don't stop to realize that's all a Career is - just a really long job.
by JamesWeyand April 22, 2009
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Career Nazi

A person who is so focused on money, status and career advancement that they are blind to most of what makes life enjoyable and meaningful. Things, people and experiences that do not directly further their career goals mean nothing to them. How they dress, what they drive, where they vacation, what they talk about is all focused on presenting a competent, successful image of themselves to people in a position to hire them, promote them or give them business. Everything else in life is worthless to them (until, of course, they achieve that success and realize it didn't come close to filling the hole in them they thought it would). Then they reverse tactics and become all new-agey in an attempt to reverse decades of single-minded careerism. Children of these people roll their eyes a lot and think their parents are assholes.
I just wasted two hours of my life having dinner with my client. They're such a career nazi, we had to talk business all night long. I need a drink
by kabukulator October 1, 2010
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careerblock

1. To intentionally or unintentionally prevent someone from achieving their career goals
2. Any action that prevents someone from achieving their career goals.
Joe careerblocked me by putting up facebook photos of me wasted at the party 2 months ago. Didn't get the job.
by igglyiggly March 30, 2010
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career balling

When you achieve the best you will ever do, the peak

ie. in a basketball game, or other sports
Person 1: Damn bro, he's swished 10 three pointers in a row!
Person 2: He's career balling!
by theman034 June 12, 2018
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multi-career

Exploring and holding career/professional positions in more than one industry or occupation simultaneously and successfully.
Working as a Doctor and a Photography professional, Registered Nurse and Career Pilot, Actor & Professional Pilot. Celebrities do it all the time, as John Travolta has a multi-career as a Qantas pilot (Australian National Airline) and an Actor.
by Dabaz January 18, 2010
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