canckles

A leg with no clear definition of where the calf ends and the ankle begins

First kid in food court - "Dude, look at the canckles on that mall rat..."

Second kid in food court - "Shut up dumbass! I'm trying to eat!!"

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

canoeing

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

jew canoe

Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)

Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!

by Alexander Papsmear February 4, 2005

Canoe Fest

The gathering of mostly women at one location. The opposite of a sausage fest.

The studio audience for yesterday's Ellen show looked like a Canoe Fest!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Cankelboot

A cankleboot is a term used to describe the unfortunate effect of ankle boots creating the visual effect of the wearers calf and ankle merging into one cankle. This often occurs when the boot is the right size for the wearers foot but is too small for the wearers calf.

"Omg you can't wear those they are cankelboots" or " Do these look like cankelboots on me?" Or " I feel so self-conscious in my cankelboots'

by BumbleQueen November 18, 2016

Cankle Neck

A neck that lacks visual definition of the clavicle and jugular notch separating the neck from the shoulders

I'm not interested in him because his cankle neck is a complete turn off, I like my men to have more defined necklines.

by Awoody June 24, 2017