a very large exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very hight quality microphone
used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)
used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)
me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!
chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob
chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob
by EEwisewolf May 29, 2008
Get the fart cannon mug.An enlarged muffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX sound like it is taking a shit everytime they lay on the gas.
Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes
Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes
"Fart Cannons are fucking annoying"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"
by IMNOTTHATCREATIVETOMAKEANEWNAMEEVERYTIME May 27, 2008
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When guy 1 forces his foreskin over guy 2s foreskin while shooting his kidney stone in to his urethra while simultaneously jerking both dicks
by Dock master69 December 19, 2020
Get the cannonball docking mug.A person(s) who literally fires there seaman a large distance.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.
Jack: Where did it go?
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.
by vValentine February 4, 2010
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by JustinSxE December 17, 2011
Get the Swag Cannon mug.An absolutely devastating weapon created by a genius determined to exterminate a being that wishes to end all reality. If you ever obtain a Chainsaw Cannon, caution is advised as people will try to steal your ultimate weapon from you, so your only option is to chainsaw cannon them! Then you may rule over your new domain as a chainsaw cannon monarch.
"Hey, i got myself a chainsaw cannon"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"
by Octagonal Revolver October 6, 2020
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Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!
Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!
Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.
by Mr. WAT April 30, 2008
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