The Best Candidates

the best candidates for president and vice president gotta be Darrin Sanders and Alex Peguero.🤷🏻 ♀️

Sherman: “Make sure you vote for the best candidates”
lancers: “oh you mean Darrin and Alex?”
Sherman: “same thing”

by munchoflincoln September 15, 2022

Imposter Candidate

Kamala Harris

Creepy Joe is too retarded to run for President. We need an underserving, unqualified nitwit to run in his place that we can boss around. Yes! We need a an Imposter Candidate

by Dirty Harry 2 August 20, 2024

The Best Candidate

Me :)

YOU: "Who could possibly be The Best Candidate for this position (or similar positions available) that I need to fill!"

My resume slides into your inbox :)

by Wally_Sloane August 21, 2024

gubernatoryal candidate

A state-house-head hopeful with loyalist views.

By da mid 1770's, the majority of Americans were fed up with Merry Old England's treatment of them, and so there would likely have been few votes for any gubernatoryal candidates.

by QuacksO August 26, 2024

The Candidate

It was not the candidate.

Hym "It wasn't the candidate before the election. Before the election you thought she was a good candidate and that she was doing a good job. You, the pundits, did a dog shit job painting her in a positive light and convincing people to vote for her. Her team did a dog shit job preparing her for rallies sure but you didn't do a good job conveying what her policies were actually going to be. The people I talk to can't even spit out a single one of her policies. I haven't heard 'opportunity economy' from a single person. Spamming 'Donald Trump is a narcissistic fascist!!!' On a loop DOES NOT WORK... And that is all you did in the weeks leading up to election and YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK. You, as a media pundit, were selecting stories to make your candidate look good and your opponent look bad. You, as a pundit, were arguing on her behalf and not that she lost... You are trying to distance yourself from your role in her loss. Because if you being a fat Persian retard made her lose then why would people give you their money? This election autopsy bullshit we are getting from the liberals is nothing more than a desperate attempt at self preservation."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2024

candid photo

Normally candid photography refers to a style of taking unstaged photos. For some reason the freaks on the internet decided "a candid photo" means porn now tough.

-Dude, what a nice ass pic you've got there!
-I made it myself, I call it "candid photography"

by veribikbadboiii August 2, 2025

Candidate

The fictional character a politician creates in order to win an election, complete with many lies and promises that will not be kept.

Everybody loved the Candidate Barack Obama. A brilliant speaker, extremely inspirational, and capable of making anyone scream with patriotism. However, while his presidency wasn't horrific, it wasn't nearly as good as he made us think it would be when he was the Candidate. He fumbled the handoff, the easiest play in sports, and gave us Trump and Biden. He needs to atone for that one.

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025