calzon chino

Spanish term for a wedgie

Damn yo I have Miguel the biggest calzon chino yesterday. His tighty whities were up to his shoulder blades.

by Wedgieexpert March 3, 2014

calzones

calzones (kahl-sown-ehs) Underwear, Also chones (choe-nehs) or (chonees)

" Just a minute, keep your chones on."

by J5 February 27, 2003

canzoneri

this word means song bird in Italy and it is the last name of an amazing, beautiful, smart, funny person. i was lucky enough to meet her in third grade and we have been best friends ever since. we have so many inside jokes and i love her so much.

-someone wuw <3 (030)

fare tu conoscere aurora canzoneri?

by ish meh freins February 17, 2017

Calmonella

A contagious disease in which you do not make the decision to say things. They just come out.

And there’s no going back. And you get very judgemental stares.

“Did you hear Callum say ‘alrighty roo’?”
“Yeah, he was diagnosed with Calmonella”

by thedestructiveturtle November 3, 2019

calzoned

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.

I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!

by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005

Calzonazos

Spanish slang for -- completely and totally whipped by your girlfriend. Most frequently occurs when an spanish guy is in love with a spanish girl but they are far apart (e.g. he is in NY and she is in barcelona). She wears the pants in the situation and basically he's just along for the ride.

Mira ese tio es la definicion de calzonazos....o mejor dicho WONDERWOMAN.....

by luners February 8, 2010

Calzonish

1.dough filled with tasty treats, being like a calzone.

2. One who is cheesy and filled with lies

1."this stretched out dough ball made from cheeses and other goodies is so calzonish"

2. "Jared is sooooo calzonish, he is always full of shit!"

by Gina haskell March 8, 2008