baby calfed

Being so calfed (look up) you pass out in the fetal position.

Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.

by Biggity Big Pun June 29, 2007

calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015

calf flexing

A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection

Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing

by Danceywhre February 29, 2016

Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!

Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

by calfsquezers December 31, 2018

Disco Calf

A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.

Jonny couldn’t walk because he was suffering from terrible disco calf

by Urbocks August 12, 2019

Collins Calfs

When somebody has extremely muscular calfs

Dang bro those are some nice Collins Calfs you have

by SockSlave October 3, 2019

kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 11, 2020