When a male is standing with his dick pointed downward and legs spread apart. Other partner will lift their head up and suck on the genitals like a baby calf nursing it’s mother until completion of standing partner.
by I also handled this handle February 27, 2020
Get the Calfingmug. 
The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
by calfsquezers December 31, 2018
Get the Calf Squeeze geologistmug. A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
Get the Calfs Nostrilmug. A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers
As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!
by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015
Get the calf slappermug. When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.
by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 1, 2023
Get the Calf Mommy Queefer Specialmug. To host a major celebration.
(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")
(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")
by scottgrizzard April 11, 2020
Get the kill the fatted calfmug.