by SockSlave October 04, 2019
by originator2011jbguz August 06, 2011
A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers
As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!
by CalfSlapper September 11, 2015
despite what most people think its not a part of the leg its a cow but alot smaller usually referred to as a baby cow
by exub1a September 16, 2021
Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.
Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.
by Joye Styk November 04, 2020
by Danceywhre November 27, 2015
A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.
welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities
by Barberella September 01, 2020