The Cale

One cool, brilliant, friendly, cheese lovin' mo'fo.

The Cale wants to be the evil ruler of the world someday.

by theladiesman December 3, 2003

Eric Cale

An euphemism for taking a dump and wiping your ass.

Man, I'm gonna go take nasty Eric in the men's room
Don't forget to wipe your Cale.
There's nothing more hygienic than a Eric Cale.

by Whatzupbudnotsowiser June 12, 2018

Skibidi Cale

Skibidi Toilet Character!!!!!

The new Skibidi Toilet episode with Skibidi Cale in it is great!

by entershift April 28, 2024

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 14, 2025

The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

caleb logan

A YouTuber who was part of a family vlogging channel called Bratayley. He had 2 younger sisters. He vlogged for nearly 5 years until his life came to an end on October 1, 2015 at 7:08 PM at the age of 13. He passed away from hypertrophic cardiomyopathy which was a heart disease that ran in his mom's side of the family. It went undetected in his yearly check ups.

Caleb Logan's death was a tragedy for the YouTube community and Bratayley fans.

by Kenny McC0rmick January 27, 2017

Caleigh

A Caleigh is a Caleigh, not a Kaylee, Calle, or Kiely. She will always stay with you no matter what. She can be mean if she needs to be. She is beautiful, smart, and kind, but will deny it to the grave. She could be described as a mom or a big sister a best friend or an amazing girlfriend. Whatever she is to you, you are extremely lucky that she is.

Person 1 - “Jackson finally got a girlfriend “
Person 2 - “really who is it”
Person 1 - “Caleigh”
Person 2 - “ Seriously he is so lucky”
Person 1 - “ I know right, I’m jealous”

by Jackson_PonnyLarry December 19, 2019