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beat cakes

When a man rigorously pounds the vagina area.
So you went out with Molly last night? Did you beat cakes?

The cougar needed a good cake beating.
beat cakes by Jerry Fuctentoast February 12, 2010

Wal Mart Cakes 

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.
Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."
Wal Mart Cakes by Bulldog December 9, 2008

Neil Cakes

Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.
Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.

Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.

Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.

Flobbers: Whoooaaa!

shawty got cakes 

A phrase used to describe a woman with a large and nice ass. The reason it is called cakes is because everybody loves cakes, nice and tasty.

cunts and cakes 

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.
After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).
DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!
Hurry Up The Cakes! by Cliff June 5, 2005