Cancer Sticks

Cigarettes, Smokes, Death Sticks.

I gotta have a cancer stick to start the day.

by vulgar display of peter May 1, 2005

Michigan Cancer

During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.

Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!

by tbbrick September 8, 2006

Cancer Zodiac Sign

Cancers: Born between the months of June 22, and July 22.

Cancers, are very kind, selfless, beautiful\handsome, funny, person! They are very comforting, and loyal! They will never let you down! If you need someone to cry too, cry to a Cancer! Even though they are supposed to be overly dramatic and emotional, and are named "The worst sign to be," this does not mean any of this is true, as a Cancer myself, I know that I should not let some Zodiac Sign control my life! Cancers are fun, helpful, protective and do get jealous easily (Or not.)
Cancers are also very attractive. They are quite gorgeous actually. Some are depressed some are fine. Some are cry babies, some aren't. Some hide their emotions, other don't. ETC.

Cancer from astrology's perspective:
Cancer, Emotional, cries a lot\cry babies, most dangerous sign, most hated sign, worst one to be, and ya 0-0
Yup that is a Cancer.
Remember you are you!
You're beautiful, kind, awesome, selfless, funny, and wonderful ETC
*Sending positive vibes through the screen*

Woman: I am glad I am a Cancer Zodiac Sign

by Squirrels Are Underrated July 1, 2021

Cancer Strike GO

Cancer Strike Global Offensive is a FPS game by Valve. In this game you will encounter smurfs, non-bilingual russians and very toxic people in general. You can be as polite as you want, but matchmaking will always drop you to the most angry persons online. A well-meant usable advise or warning to teammates about enemies positions can be met with anything from "shut up n00b" to "i'll kill your mom." Also huge chance of people typing "nice try" after shitty clutch attempt. For most cancer play on european(russian) servers.

person 1: Dude I told you not to play cancer strike go every day - that game causes metaphysical retardation
person 2: cyka blyat
person 1: okay fuck you bro

by BengaliMouse April 28, 2020

Fun cancer

The type of cancer that Dylan Capp has it’s kinda contagious but if u stay away from the retard ya won’t get it. If u do get it u will act super autistic!

Do you have a case of fun cancer ? I do I got it from Dylan capp

by Dylan Capp January 31, 2018

cancer bush

Pubic hair shaved quickly before going out, leaving uneven patches behind, thus, giving the appearance one might find in a cancer patient whose hair is falling out.

Dude, my pubs look like a chemo patient's! I'm never going to get laid with this cancer bush...

by Jazzual June 14, 2011

Cadence

A shy girl who seems like it but once you warm up to her and she knows you better she’s such a funny person. She has different types of humor from other girls and different jokes. She has jokes that are actually funny. She’s beautiful even though she denies it. She’s been hurt and she’s insecure. She’s scared to be hurt again so she doesn’t trust so easily. If she opens up to you don’t loose that. She laughs a lot and she’s loyal. She doesn’t hoe around and you can trust her with anything. She’s also a quick replier😉 She tries to denies her feelings and you’ll almost never see her cry. She hides them so you don’t ask what’s wrong. She doesn’t want to seem dramatic so she hides her emotions. She’s unique, and kind. Find yo self a Cadence

“Man I can’t believe you broke up with cadence.”
“I know. I regret it. “
“I wonder how she’s feeling, you know she hasn’t dated anyone all year? You’re the lucky one she’s chose and you lost it bro”

by sadcowboyeehaw November 24, 2018