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A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
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What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)
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Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
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<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>
<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>
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