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buttscratcher

a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you're cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one's buttocks
I was so happy when I experienced the sensation of a true buttscratcher for the first time!
by Steve-o 1991 January 5, 2008
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buttstruggler

One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.
Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
Aaron: Aye.
by Niggadicks November 11, 2006
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buttstank

This word is used for fat people that smell horribly bad. It doesn't matter if their asses are clean, as long as they smell bad, its always considered to be buttstank.
That Charlie has mad buttstank, and I want to suck his weaner.
by Samwel July 24, 2004
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bootstrap

An establishment which one reluctantly visits after a long indecisive search for a pub/club/restaurant/cafe. Selected not for its superiority to previously considered establishments, but as a last resort.

The term bootstrap originated in the UK. When searching for a place to each lunch, many eventually choose to eat a Boots £3.29 meal deal because they have given up searching for alternative that can be agreed upon. A highly available outlet in conjunction with rising hunger levels eventuate in people being caught in a 'boots trap'. Unfulfilled and disappointed, one wishes they picked the cafe they had encountered half an hour ago.

Although its' use traditionally refers to establishments, its' use has often been used to refer to other last resort acquisitions that are subjectively less pleasing than previously rejected (and now unavailable) alternatives. (e.g. buying a car, hooking up at a bar/party).
a. We ended up in a right bootstrap last night.
b. Why? There are so many good bars around that part of town.
a. Yeah I know.. but we couldn't agree on one, and we had been walking around for ages.
by Yelnaaah January 12, 2015
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Buttstruck

To be so infatuated with someone that it interferes with one's sanity.
As soon as Denise walked into the auditorium, John forgot all of his lines and stared at her with this crazy look in his eye. I've seen his notebook, there are hundreds of dirty drawings of her. The man is clearly buttstruck.
by mr kali rising December 27, 2014
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Bootstrapon

A boot with a pointy foot used to kick unmotivated people in the ass to get them going.
Bob was late for work again and is hungover. Looks like I'll have to lace up the bootstrapon.
by TenTonTaco February 3, 2013
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buttstabber

noun word used to describe one who gives anal sex
God Jim, your such a buttstabber
by john smith March 27, 2003
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