Buttcracker

Someone who goes around cracking butts and looking at them.

watch out for that girl, she's a buttcracker!

by Antionetteannete May 29, 2011

Buttfucker Blues

When you crave anal sex.

I heard Johnny is suffering from the buttfucker blues again.

by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

william m buttlicker

the jimmy ass fuck immy

william m buttlicker my ass

by PursoneWhuWrootesStoof August 6, 2017

Buttfuckery

To do something really stupid to achieve a goal.

Tom: The boss wants this screen to do something for a certain department for certain users on Mondays.
Mike: Well, you are going to have to do some Buttfuckery coding...

by Unsurreality March 26, 2010

buttacher

A real pain in the ass; bastard; prick; sucker of penises; cock-gobbler; cockmonkey

by Shaune May 16, 2003

ButtPocket

n. A pocket in the back of a pair of leggings used to store items such as keys, money, or a cell phone while excersizing. Often used as a comparison for something that is to small or unuseful.

"Where am I supposed to keep my water bottle while I'm hiking?" "Keep it on your shoes..." " That is almost as unuseful as a ButtPocket!"

by HJG123 January 6, 2017

Buttkicker

1. (Noun/Adjective) A person who lands several sick roasts in a row, or is unusually and repeatedly savage.

2. (Idiom) An idiom used to describe something giving the user a hard time, namely a task which keeps on punishing the person in question.

1. Damn, dude. You just went full on buttkicker.

2. I need to port forward my router now? Geez, this program is a buttkicker!

by SirSwagATon May 17, 2017