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Buttiness

A severe disease that plagues many a person, causing them to stick their butts into situations in which they are not welcome. It has several side effects including but not limited to: big cheese behavior, denial, nubbiness, aggravation, bloatedness, and occasionally causes dislocation of head, when on an all calculator or stinky cheese diet.
1. Platey had buttiness but refused to believe in the disease's existence.
2. Raytea decided to use "slang" words since he thought he was a big enchilada.
by saberscars May 25, 2011
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Buttinsky

The telephone lineman or repairman's test set was invented by Mr. Buttinsky. It is also called in the field a butt-set, butt-in set, butt-out set, or just a Buttinsky. The telephone lineman/repairman could clip anywhere in the pair to test the operation of the line and literally butt in on conversations and take control of the line.
The telephone repairman used his buttinsky to isolate the open pair.
by telefono October 12, 2011
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Buttiness

Adjective used to describe how a person or object is like a butt.
I can't stand that telephone operator's buttiness.
by Helga Kay June 27, 2007
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Face Butting

But dialing Facebook and changing you status without knowing it.
Mike has a strange face book status- ou oh- he must have been face butting again!
by Jus Mic hot 1079 July 2, 2010
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Rose butting

Where your anus opens just like a Rose
1.When he put his bbc in my anis my bum Rose butted so wide 2. Rose butting is so nice
by Emolument lalal May 3, 2018
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buttwink

The feeling that occurs immediatly following an extra large shit, when your butthole contracts as a result of the 2x4 that was just pushed through your 0-ring.
Man, you should have seen that turd. My butthole is still winking ;0
by Long-log-man December 21, 2004
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Buttginity

The act of losing ones virginity by mean of anal penetration. Typically reserved for homosexual men and women of faith.
Nate lost his buttginity in the backseat of his mom's nissan sentra after watching harry potter 3
by Twatmonger November 5, 2019
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