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terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.
Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!
by Mike January 1, 2004
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Butt Burgler

"Charles is a butt burgler.. he is guilty of breaking and entering an anus"
by Anon-in-IL-Again March 25, 2008
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Ass Burgaler

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.
The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.
by Sparkss August 30, 2006
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burgled

To have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.
"Man she really burgled my balls last night, I don't know how anyone could do that better than her".
by nater6069 November 20, 2011
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burnley

A town in Lancashire, NW England. Unfortunately has had some bad press recently, particularly about the large BNP presence/racial problems and social deprivation in the town.

The truth is that Burnley is OK as a place but has just suffered from economic recession over the last two decades and needs a large employer or perhaps a big happening culturally to help it out.

Sure, you get some absolute scumbags who will beat anything up that walks at night, but most of the people are good, honest, genuine Northerners. Oh, they are in the 21st century as well - all this bollocks about us "pointing at planes" (?) etc. is just a stereotype as inaccurate as saying "all turks are violent." I can't remember the last time I saw a whippet or flat cap in the town.

Can I add the number of BNP voters - scarcely over 4,000 at the last election - wouldn't even fill a stand at the ground of Burnley's rather good football club.

Sure, there are racists, but hardly any more than in other UK towns. Well, I hope so - that'll be put to the test over the next few years. But I'm keeping my chin up.
"No-one likes us..
No-one likes us..
We don't care..
We are Burnley
Super Burnley
We are Burnley
From the North" (popular football chant)
by SQUID May 9, 2005
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burle

To burle is to sleep with women on their period, be concerned only with drinking & partying hard, and be a hopeless womanizer that cannot function unless he has pussy that day.
"I can't believe you told Kristi that you were f*cking Madeline, you need to find a new way to burle."

"Why does he look so mad this morning?" "I don't know, he's burling too hard."

"Hide the girls man, Eric's been a burler lately."
by Upsilon1092Lover February 25, 2009
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Burlee Butter®

1. An oil based lube specifically formulated for homoerotic activities between three or more homeless men.

2. A pasty residue that accumulates on the upper lip after an extreme act of ass kissing.

Burlee Butter and all like names are registered trademarks of Dash's Dork LLC.
After the homeless men had a orgy under the bridge there was a residual trail of Burlee Butter® leading to the park fountain
by Dash "Damn Damn" Adams December 19, 2010
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