1. (v) A variation of the word bitchslap used by Kelly in the video "Shoes"
2. (v) What you do to one of your friends when he/she pisses you off
3. (v) What should be done to shetbags and douches
2. (v) What you do to one of your friends when he/she pisses you off
3. (v) What should be done to shetbags and douches
"I'm gonna betchslap you motherfucker"
"You should betchslap that whore for stealing my boyfriend"
"Kate totally betchslapped Natasha zomg!"
"You should betchslap that whore for stealing my boyfriend"
"Kate totally betchslapped Natasha zomg!"
by drgmark35 November 5, 2006
Get the betchslap mug.Oh, yeah, Blechism? That belief in a god that doesn't need to hear your prayer to know you are worthy? I'm converting.
by Adam the Dadam November 8, 2004
Get the blechism mug.Fucked in the ass, and made into a prison sex slave. Originated from the character Tobias Beecher in HBO's series, OZ.
As soon as Bill got there, Mike beechered him. Now Bill belongs to Mike, and has to do whatever Mike says for fear of getting stabbed.
by Mike3313 November 21, 2007
Get the beechered mug.by kellllllllllll (: May 20, 2008
Get the carry betch mug.A person that knows nothing about the sport of hockey.
Someone who disses hockey, and is unknowledgeable about the rules and gameplay.
A hockey hater.
Someone who disses hockey, and is unknowledgeable about the rules and gameplay.
A hockey hater.
Jeff thought Wayne Gretzky was a baseball player, what a Beechuk!
That Beechuk watches Icarly instead of The Stanley Cup finals.
Dude, that was purely offsides, don't be such a Beechuk!
That Beechuk watches Icarly instead of The Stanley Cup finals.
Dude, that was purely offsides, don't be such a Beechuk!
by Cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010
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Get the Bitechsual mug.Simultaneous reciprocation of oral sex between two partners, where each partner orally gratifies the other's genitalia.
"I'm fairly certain that the pictures of Anna playing tête-bêche with her boyfriends have stuck in Ann's mind, but she's afraid to say so or even to think of sucking my prick." -Opus Pistorum by Henry Miller
by Lincoln Weinberg August 29, 2009
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