bruise knee bitch

A man or woman who spends all their time on their knees they love sucking dick . Their idea of getting ahead .

Man Tammy is such a bruise knee bitch.

Bob is just a bruise knee bitch dose he have knee pads .

by MARKS BABY August 7, 2017

Bruise

a discoloration in the skin from a ruptured vein, this can also be called a "hicky" sometimes.

She came in to the cafeteria after x period and I noticed a bruise on her neck, thigh, and foot. I realized then either she got her ass jumped after she left or I'm gonna get my ass beat after I leave the cafe

by Hicky, sex, jumping, gangbang January 10, 2016

bruise kit

What someone uses to make bruises to accuse their ex-husband of beating them senseless.

"My bruise kit... I mean makeup"

by sUnfloWer Truther May 22, 2022

Buffalo Bruiser

Taping your dick and balls together with electric tape and banging and brusing your girl.

Joe decided to give Kandy a Buffalo Bruiser after a rough hockey game.

by Mike1356 October 13, 2010

Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.

After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.

by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011

HEY bruise

The bruise you notice on your upper arm(s) in the morning after a drinking binge with friends. Comes from said drunken friends poking you in the arm repeatedly whilst trying to get your attention.

Dickie: HEY DJ (poking arm), check out that Raider touch down!

DJ: Dammit Dickie, now I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with another damnable HEY BRUISE!

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

hair bruise

The strange, mildly painful and "bruise-like" sensation that results from letting one's hair down after pulling it back all day with a headband or into pony tail.

If you didn't pull your hair back so tight you wouldn't have that hair bruise when you take out your pony tail.

by Praelior November 2, 2010