roadside eggs

leather-bar term, referring to a sexual act in which a man bounces his testicles on and around the anus of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.

Horst delivered Ken some roadside eggs before pulling the sausage truck up to the back gate.

by Lotter Lover May 18, 2017

brosiderate

1. The act of being considerate to your bros.

2. Being careful not to break the bro code.

3. Marked by consideration or reflection toward your bros.

Note: Brosiderate acts adhere to the bro code.

"Hey man, thanks for not fucking me over with that girl. That was very brosiderate of you."

"Dude, you want the last beer?" "Yeah man, thanks for being brosiderate."

by Broseidon King of the Br0cean November 27, 2017

roadside slushie

When you add road salt to your drink. Take a handful of gray slush off of the sidewalk and mix it in with a Cherry Coke. Shake well.

The lady at the poison control help line laughed when I told her I took a big swig of a roadside slushie

by AndrewIsntCool March 17, 2021

Roadside Stare

When someone unfamiliar with cars has theirs break down on the side of the road. The individual then pops the hood only to stare at the motor since they are unsure of the problem

"Yeah I saw Bobby doing giving the Roadside Stare to his 2001 Camry after breaking down on I-95"

by swausyjabroni January 3, 2022

Broadview

Broadview is a community in Saskatchewan that has around the population of 541. It has a K-12 School, Museum, Campground, Bakery, Post office etc.

James: "What's in between Regina and Brandon and is on Highway 1?"
Jacquice: "I don't know, a lot of towns?"
James: "True, but I was going to say Broadview.

by xvizq April 20, 2022

Roadside Toast

When you want to take revenge on someone, you abduct any one of their family members (preferably female) and burn them alive on a busy road. After they burn to the crisp, you start to fuck them right on the spot and cum inside.

He isn't paying me back. Maybe I should give him the roadside toast.

by deathbeater October 11, 2023

Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!

The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.

by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022