A Braeden is an all American guy. He is the master at song lists and wows the ladies with his passionate writing skills, though sometimes he can come off as a little strong. He loves bowling, baseball, his iPod, and has long lost emotions for his high school sweetheart. He is honorable and strong, and a gentleman at best. But it you ever hurt a Braeden prepare for battle because his innumerable friends will immediately be by his side. Sometimes a Braeden can fly off the handle or lose himself in his thoughts, but they generally have a good friend to keep them in check. As studly as this guy is, he would never want to be a "player." His warm hazel eyes will dazzle you, and his smile will charm. If you should ever meet a "braeden," you'll want to take your pants off, but do try to refrain.
Girl 1: "Did you see the new kid?"
Girl 2: "Yes!! *squeals* He is such a Braeden!!"
Guy 1: "Where are my pants!?!?"
Girl 2: "Yes!! *squeals* He is such a Braeden!!"
Guy 1: "Where are my pants!?!?"
by ReileeAve March 30, 2010
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