brainrape

To forcefully advise (against their will) a persons or persons. Information to which they would be unwilling to listen to under normal circumstances.

An alternative to Too Much Infomation:

Oh my god, brainrape.

Stop brainraping me dude.

by FuzzBOT September 12, 2005

braingasm

n. An intense rush of intellectual fervor or excitement in response to a stimulus such as recognizing a literary allusion in "The Simpsons" or finally understanding how to do that advanced calculus problem or even just anything really cool. Usually accompanied by inability to formulate actual words and an intense enthusiasm about the subject that induced the braingasm.

That geek had the biggest braingasm after she saw LotR:RotK.

by Keri January 28, 2004

baby brainwashing

The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world.

Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.

Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!

I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!

by Leafarzarian June 25, 2009

brainwash

See fundamentalism

Religious fundamentalism can brainwash kids at an early age.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Brainfart

Adj. Used to describe a temporary loss of short-term memory.

I was about to answer her when I suddenly had a brainfart.

by Frank Wilson September 11, 2002

blainiac

a person who is obsessed with David Blaine and his tricks. So obsessed the try to be him. Coined on Southpark.

Kid: Hey lets go watch some David Blaine on tv!
President: Get off my lawn you blainiac.

by Blackflame619 January 18, 2009

brainparked

An extended period of time when the mind feels blank. No thoughts are going through the mind, but the mind doesn't feel empty either. The term is typically used in past-tense, as an individual can only retrospectively realize that they were brainparked. If an individual realizes that they are in "brainparking" mode, then at that moment they have already left the state of being brainparked.

Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was brainparked for a while.

by onekant October 30, 2011