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braintard

a very foolish person.
Braintards cannot do well in exams.
by uttam maharjan February 2, 2013
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brain fart

Dave had a brain fart today, which in turn made Zach's job easier.
by QueenElizaqueef69 August 2, 2018
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brain fart

It was a real brain fart, when he started talking about how his pants fell down while wearing them low.
by T.V. John March 27, 2013
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Brainfag

A derivative of brain and fag, brainfag can be used to convey multiple meanings.

1) When your brain stops thinking.

2) When you come up with a brilliant idea to an extent that you think of making love to your own brain/own gender!

3) When your brain is on a roll and you are constantly emitting great ideas.
eg. of 1) “Dude, I am so brainfag-ed!”
eg. of 2) “Man, I am such a brainfag. Look at this piece I have just written!”
eg. of 3) “Look at me brainfag-ing!”
by brainfag January 12, 2016
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Brainwarp

The feeling one gets when experiencing hunger. A temporary personality shift for the worse. Can be accredited with unexplained irritation or annoyance of others, along with selfish actions or decisions.

Most likely to happen with couples or small groups of people. Happens more often with indecisive people when they are out of the house and cannot decide where to eat.

More than likely if you have argued with someone while you were really hungry, you have had brainwarp!
Augh! This brainwarp is killing me... let's find someplace to eat... fast!

Don't blame me if I'm irritated right now, I'm experiencing brainwarp!

I'm sorry I was arguing earlier, I was really hungry so I had brainwarp.
by Mark Koerbel April 22, 2007
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Brain Fart

An incredibly bad(smelling)idea that leaks out of someones head, although these bad ideas can be easily avoided through basic common sense, The term "brain fart" is mostly associated with unavoidable bad ideas that originate from a boss or employer.
Bob's boss looking rather proud leaks out a rather large and foul smelling brain fart by telling Bob "you will have two week work deadlines at the beginning, middle and end of each month".
Bob can easily identify this as a brain fart from the really bad smell and since 2 weeks of time would not exist inbetween the end of one month and the beginning of another.
by Kuatolives February 26, 2007
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Brainfreeze

When your brain nerves freeze. It prevents you from breathing.
Billy: Don’t eat ice! It’ll give you a brainfreeze.
Joe: Whabla- OUCH! *Cough*
by McBoobs (IHateShitters) June 14, 2018
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