Brainfreeze

When your brain nerves freeze. It prevents you from breathing.

Billy: Don’t eat ice! It’ll give you a brainfreeze.
Joe: Whabla- OUCH! *Cough*

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) June 14, 2018

Brainial Rape

1.) When you fuck a girl through the ear and it goes out the other ear

2.) While the girl gives you head and you fuck her brain

I just brainial raped my wife

by Kittenwilson January 21, 2021

to do 1 braincell

To be in sync with somebody - when you do/say the same things at the same time

"..I got B on the test"

"Same here, but why are our answers almost the same? We sit at the opposite sides of the classroom??"

"..a carrot" "..a carrot"
"Can you two stop and try not to do 1 braincell with each other??"

by jula_urbaneq May 27, 2020

brainal

One step above mind-fuck.

Nietzsche: GOD IS DEAD!!!!

Jimmy Neutron: Mind-Fuck!!!!!!!

Nietzsche: Srsly...

Jimmy Neutron: BRAINAL!!!!!!

*head explodes and sprays copious amounts of shit and jizz across the walls, and a little trickle lands on Nietzsche's Uber-Stache...

Nietzsche: Hmmm....

*Tongues his 'stache suggestively.

Nietzsche: Bon appetit

by The chudgargler March 8, 2010

brainface

A whimsical word used to describe someone who typically says something that alienates one or more of his/her friends on a daily basis, shouts random nonsensical words at awkward moments, tells stories that go nowhere and should probably stop one to two sentences before they actually do, makes references to world of warcraft knowing full well that no one in his/her social circle plays the game, and is frequently prone to bouts of dementia in which "every girl on earth is horny for them".

Variations include, but are not limited to:

Facebrain, Brainhead, Headbrain, etc.

Taco bell drive-thru guy: "How are you tonight?"

James: "This is a nacho cheese order! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dan: "Oh...my...god. What a brainface."

by brainballs January 6, 2008

brainal

Of or pertaining to the brain.

1. The patient has suffered a stroke in his brainal cortex.
2. When anatomy students study brainal anatomy, it is standard practice to probe the broab, located dorsally.

by BirdValiant1 March 1, 2011

brainfreeze

When you (a male) are having sex with someone's ear and you splooge all into the person's ear.

I brainfreezed my girlfriend last night.

by Assman Bob February 21, 2004