Bradberry

A word for doing something stupid or generally being mentally disabled

Often associated with social experiments (also known as a prank) which involve fear mongering or traumatizing people

1: I just bought an used iPhone off of Craigslist for $550
2: You're such a Bradberry

by BaithovenShitNugget March 17, 2016

Bradford Grasscut

When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.

Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.

by ratsbackside March 29, 2023

Braddison

Braddison is a ship of two tiktok stars: Addison Rae and Bryce Hall.

Friend:Do you ship more Braddison or Taddison?
Me: Braddison of course!

by jxdn.baby June 26, 2020

Brad Anderson

Adjective: someone who is so bad at sex that they have never knowingly had physical relations with a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.

Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."

Jeez, that guy was a complete Brad Anderson. I've had urinary tract infections that have given me more feels than that man's fumblings.

by BigDaddyCash May 13, 2019

Brad Pitt

A pretty decent actor, has been in films such as Fight Club, Oceans Thirteen, Se7en etc. Not overrated in any sense of the word, he's naturally good looking; people tend to bash him out of jealousy because of his good looks. To put it into prospective, he's been in some highly, some moderate, and some poorly rated films like a lot of actors have. The ''skeptical type'' tend to focus on the poorly rated films and mock him for his apparent ''bad performances'' in them as some of the examples on here show.

Dude 1: Hey did you watch Fight Club last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome, great movie!

Idiot 1: Brad Pitt is WAY too overrated because of his looks.

Idiot 2: I agree, there would be no hype over him if he was moderate looking, his films SUCK!!!.

Neutral Guy: Have you seen Fight Club, Se7en, Oceans Thirteen?

by ooooooof October 10, 2007

the bradenton

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Millenium Force Braids

When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.

Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?

Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019