Skip to main content

Braxton

Someone trying to be proper to the point of being an idiot.
Like Braxton on the Jamie King Show.
Hey, don't being gettin' all Braxton on me.
by B4Ugo KMA July 28, 2010
mugGet the Braxton mug.

Braxton

This, in most cases, refers to the annoying kind of depressing behavior we've all seen once in our life. Often, this kind of person is currently dealing with a useless conflict between a person who is using them for attention or his/her friends who are actually giving correct and useful advice. Also this term also relates to dumbass sayings by said Braxton used in constant joking and shaming.
Person 1: "I think I should go cry myself to sleep because you guys are giving me an ultimatum between you and McKayla!"

Friends of Person 1: "Ok you fucking Braxton"
by DonTheNugget January 14, 2017
mugGet the Braxton mug.

braxton

a hermaphrodite's penis; as in Toni Braxton's penis (she was born with one, in case you were wondering)
"I thought she was cute and I took her home where she revealed her veiny, throbbing braxton."

-George Bush, from "Decision Points"
by gerard depardieu November 22, 2010
mugGet the braxton mug.

braxton

slut, see also uterus eating hobo.
by rangerfriek21 June 10, 2004
mugGet the braxton mug.

Braxton

An ugly person who is addicted to sex and will never commit. If you get a Braxton don’t expect him last
Braxton is such a whore.
by Dhenishdkd April 25, 2019
mugGet the Braxton mug.

Branston FC

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.
And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!
by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014
mugGet the Branston FC mug.

branxton

Branxton, a small bogan town in NSW Australia.
Branxton has two cemeteries and no hospital so drive carefully
by belljamin March 28, 2008
mugGet the branxton mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email