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bruce bowen'd

to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.

named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.

ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.
Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?

Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.
by real_rodsizzler October 26, 2009
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Seth Bowen

A Seth Bowen is a magical word. If said 3 times in a row on the 2nd friday the 13th of the year he will appear as the great and holy Alpha Jew. It has only been seen once and those who look down upon him are smitten with awe and wonder.
I just said Seth Bowen 3 times and nothing happened, what did I do wrong?

Nothing willy, you said it on the wrong date.
by PATRONUS GET SOME January 2, 2013
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Aaron Bowen

Douche bag communist liberal hipster jew that always thinks he is right when he really knows nothing. Someone that also drives a red car with their name on the back window.
Person 1: God I fucking hate that guy
Person 2: yea he is a real Aaron Bowen

Person 1: I wish he would just get in a wreck with that douche car of his and becomes brain dead.
by opr8rasfock October 29, 2014
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Charlie Bowen

A pimp ass gangster who gets plenty of clunge
Charlie Bowen is a fuckn clunge magnet

Sophie is a lucky lady
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ashlee bowen

Is a bitch. Is someone you should never trustor you will regret it. Is really fat with tan ugly skin and brown eyes dark hair. Is the rude one. Make everything about herself. Is self centered. When some is rude to her she thinks oh why are the being so rude she's just some small bitch that talks herself up. She is the shortest one. Can't stop herself from saying rude things to others. When she is rude to others it makes herself feel better. She is a malicious rude person know one want to be around. She thinks she's so funny and that people are laughing with her but really there laughing at her. She eats like a pig and has know morals in life. And she is going to have know friends because of her attitude towards others. She is disrespectful towards her parents and friends. She always has something mean to say about other always judging others. She is the type of person everyone hates and dreads having to talk or even go near. Is a spiteful person.Is always a nightmare having to associate with. She is the one to look down on and treat differently is they are not up to her standard. And is extremely rude to those that are better looking, have better home lifes, smarter, nicer, have more friends than her. And she will look for excuses for not to like someone. She is self-conscious and if something she doesn't like is said about her she will make everyone turn against you. She tries to act cool and tough but really she's not.
ashlee bowen is the mean one that is only in ti for herself
by cole.sprouse June 1, 2020
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Aria Bowen

Aria Sexiest girl around. Have you seen her?
I can't get the image of those baby blues out my head.I swear this girl has a Pirate smile.
by Joe May 5, 2005
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Miss Bowen-Jones

Any bedshitting old lady who still operates in a teaching position.
OMG!! That bitch is a total Miss Bowen-Jones!

She sure fucking is; I hope she gets cancer and dies!
by Dominic June 25, 2004
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