Bowling for Soup

Stop saying crap about this band, they make me happy when I am sad and they made me laugh when I cry. If a band has the power to do that they have achieved everything they need to in my opinion. I hope these guys make loads more albums cus even just reading the thnkyous in the lyrics booklet cracks me up, then I actually LISTEN to the lyrics. Good fun and hilarious. These guys are absolutely genious.

Ooooooh I feel so sad ... My boyfriend has just dumped me and my eyes are sore from crying so much ...
*Puts Bowling for Soup on*
Oooooh yay I've been instantly cheered up!! Thankyou Bowling for Soup you are absolute fucking LEDGENDS!

by Fay December 30, 2004

rusty bowlingball

a sexual act in which a man/woman eats out a girls ass while shoving his or her entire hand into the girls vagina

blackass wants sexmachine to give her a rusty bowlingball .,

by Z4cky fr!ction March 4, 2009

bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.

After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.

by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014

bowling_dude

An awesome streamer who streams on Twitch.tv

Have you watched Bowling_dude on twitch? He fails at so many games; it's comically bad.

by notbowlingdude June 11, 2019

Thunder Bowling

Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.

Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.

Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."

Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."

by Soul Hoosier February 21, 2013

Bare Bowling

The act of lifting up the toilet seat, resting your bottom directly on the outer ring of the bowl and dumping.

Cliff: Hey Ronnie! You doing okay in there?
Ronnie: Of course I am. Got a great poo flow going. Probably because I'm bare bowling.

Roger: Hey Don. Do you have he answer to question number 2 about Ben Franklins dumping style?
Don: Yeah, he was a bare bowler.

by CornChipSammy March 20, 2015

Platform Bowling

The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.

E.g. "yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night"

by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017