bowel constrictor

an agent of constipation or stress.

ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.

by mariana's trench February 20, 2014

shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.

I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.

by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018

Bowel Baby

when you take a crap so big (and possibly painful,) it's like you had a baby in the toilet.

When John came back from the restaurant bathroom, he told us that he had delivered a bowel baby.

by Iamtocool August 23, 2011

Bowel Routing

When you start out on a run and realize that you're gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.

"Where'd you go? I totally lost you on that run."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."

by ObjectivityRach July 29, 2015

emptying bowels

When you're at a club/dance and you're getting super freaky with some girl from behind.

"Man did you see Henri last night? He was going around emptying bowels"

by Andy Myles January 2, 2009

Super Bowel

A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.

Dave, I had a Super Bowel this morning... no more buffalo wing hot sauce for me.

by californiatoilet February 7, 2010

Bowel Conquistador

a gay man, especially of Latin American decent

God youre such a bowel conquistador!

by Matt November 15, 2004