borgasm

The groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. Usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an orgasm.

1. Gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower? <br>
2. Alex borgasmed like 10 times while we waited in line.

by Paul Richard November 28, 2007

Bogus Lotto

A set up whereby someone is led to believe that they have in fact won the Lotto.

The person who's name is Leigh records the Lottery Programme, notes the winning numbers and buys a ticket the following week with these numbers on and gives it to his wife. On Saturday they both sit down as the show starts but it's 'run VT' and she doesn't realise but she is now watching last weeks show. He shares in the 'excitement' as all the numbers come up, the bastard has even included the Bonus Ball - AS WELL. He then lets her phone up Lottery HQ to claim her prize....hey why not? It's ONLY a joke... :-0

"OK Mrs X I will need a few examples of unreasonable behaviour to put before the court"

1. Bogus Lotto
2. Donkey Punches
3. He wears stockings and has a vibrator up his ass most times we have sex.
4. Conducts "Builder's Inspections" at customer's houses.
5. Casts lead weights in the shape of gold bars and paints them accordingly, ages coins with bleach and 'lets me find both while scuba diving on shipwrecks with him.

Thank you Mrs X, that should do nicely.

Leigh......you're one in a million but we all love you!

by Brucester September 18, 2006

bogus gasman

wee fanny that goes round pensioners houses to rob them, theyre usually neds or pedos

guy 1-‘open this door for i am a bogus gasman here to ransack ur hoose’
guy 2-‘no for i have this magic peephole’

by davidmurphy September 4, 2019

bogus

1. Something that you can't believe that is actually happening because you think it is that dumb.

2. False, not true.

Man, I can't believe that we have marching band practice at 8 in the morning.

I know it's completely bogus!

by bobby27104 August 18, 2011

bogus

mean, rude, or inconsiderate. The word is just as often used for praise as for disdain.

-Girl, you know he dumped her on her birthday?
-That shit bogus.

-You did not just make fun o' her dead mama. You is so bogus.

by Terence H May 10, 2007

Bogus Frat Boy

A bogus frat boy is a fraternity member who is self-centered, a pot head, a gambler, a cheater, a liar, a coke head, a popped-collared mofo, an overcompensating testosterone-induced meat head, is shady and goes behind their other "brothers" backs to date their ex-girlfriends and cares about nothing but himself and his "brothers." He also spanks his "brothers" asses with paddles and gets so drunk that he pumps his matress full of urine.

99% of all frat guys.

Bogus frat boy is a lifetime appointment, much like the herpes or genital warts they likely harbor. Treatable, but never cured.

That popped collar, polo wearing mofo has bogus frat boy written all over him.

by bandn September 1, 2008

bogus hic

A city boy who pretends he is a redneck

Todd: Did you see Ross screaming Yee Yee in the park while pretending to cast a fishing rod?
Eddie: Yeah. He's a bogus hic. He's just trying to act cool.

by Rlboat May 17, 2016