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Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai
Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight
by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021
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bonsam

Meaning devil in the Akan language of Ghana.
You man are rolling with the bonsam. Don’t trust him !!
by Laaawwwd April 20, 2021
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Bonsai Kitty Patrol (BKP)

The local taskforce designated to find and release Bonsai Kitty from captivity into the wild. Usually still in their jar shape formation
"This is the BKP, If you know of any Bonsai Kitty in your area please dont hesitate to call us. Thank You!"
by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003
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bonobo

a species of monkey that enjoys sexual activities. such as so-called "penis fencing", GG rubbing, and oral sex. they use sexual habits as a "friendly handshake" of sorts.
The diversity of erotic contacts in bonobos includes sporadic oral sex, massage of another individual's genitals and intense tongue-kissing.
by NJGSS September 13, 2005
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bonsai

1. bonsai is a coloqual term in Australia for it's 25th Prime Minister - John Howard. The nickname was coined by the former leader on the opposition when he was quoted on Andrew Denton's Enough Rope (Screened: 28 July 2003). It is in reference to the Australian allience with America - viewed by some as 'subservient' (Malcolm Fraser).
2. Bonsai meaning "tray gardening" in Japanese is the process of growing trees and plants, while keeping them small by the use of careful pruning. It is considered a difficult art, and the trees can last for hundreds of years.
3. A computer code system used to manage CVS code arcives called 'The Bonsai CVS'.
4. Human Bonsai - Is a term for the practice of Comprachicose practictioners. It refers to the practice of changing the physical appearance of human beings by manipulating the growth of children. It's considered similar way to the horticultural method of bonsai -- or through deliberate mutilation.
John Howardsomeone was saying he's got a new nickname, 'Bonsai', 'cause he's a little Bush. - Mark Latham
by Flash Ash January 12, 2006
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bonability

Bonability is the amount someone would like to 'bone' someone. usually on a scale of 1-10. 1 being not at all, 5 being 'eh maybe', 10 being absolutly or 'over and over'
person 1: she scores very high on the bonability scale...she scores a good 9.
person 2: i disagree, although she is a very attractive woman, i do not like her personality
person 1: what a weenie! on the bonability scale you dont consider personality...only looks!
person 2: oh now i understand! thanks person 1!
by iabr February 29, 2008
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Bonscuzi

Bonscuzi: an excuse with a positive aspect to it
Exhausted, John gave her the bonscuzi that he needed some sleep.
by TreeLeaves August 4, 2008
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