Boerne High School vape bust 2k19

9 freshman girls got caught doing the vapes. They were to busy getting popcorn lung to realize the bust coming. They are now referred to as the freshman vape gods. Let’s just say prince got them good.

Hey did you here about the Boerne High School vape bust 2k19

by Horstmanprincewilson February 2, 2019

Boker Toke

Wake and bake:

In Hebrew, Boker Tov means good morning, so instead of saying "wake and bake", some Jews say "boker toke".

Rothstein: Boker toke tomorrow?
Goldberg: Can't man, I got my cousin's bar mitzvah.

by bokertoke June 12, 2009

Boerne

A tiny town in Texas near San Antonio that is of note for literally having no middle class. Everyone either works at the Wendy's or has a 4 million dollar home and is CEO of their own business.

Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of buying a home in Boerne."
Person 2: "Do you own anything jewel-encrusted?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring."

by Musica42 February 27, 2009

boerewors

A South African sausage.

Today we braaied some boerewors. We ate it on a roll.

by hot beetch December 22, 2005

Brown Bombers

Dropping some feces (turds,poop) in the toilet. The process of sending feces (turds poop) into the toilet bowl.

He had to rush to the bathroom to release some Brown Bombers right away.

by Max Powers2.0 January 23, 2009

turd bombers

A turd bomber is an incredibly ignorant asshole.

Someone who spews nothing but shit from their face.

To shit from one's mouth.

A slang term for miscer

guitar.com miscers are such turd bombers

by suck my big beautiful balls baby April 23, 2004

Dive Bomber

A friend who stops by your house for the soul purpose of taking a shit.

Example: Pulling a dive bomber attack, Joe dropped by my house
just to take a shit.

by Ryan Seal April 17, 2007