Boar’s Head

When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.

Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.

by Chezwegs May 28, 2019

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boared

When you don’t understand the softener and want to make up a new word

Lexi your an idiot. no I made a word boared

by Alexis Elwell/ mrs genius June 4, 2020

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boar head

Got completely hard core. No relenting. Doing your best to completely conquer everyone in your way.

He went out full boar head in that basketball game.

by Boarhead_killer June 29, 2017

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Whole Boar

When going ham isn't enough:This applies to acting, real life, even cooking!

Acting:
Gary Goldman in Leon: the professional, didn't even go Ham he took the whole boar!

Stansfield:"EVERYONNEEEE!"

Real Life:
"Yeah my brother goes beyond H.A.M he went Whole boar and smashed that!"

Cooking:
When a ham won't feed a family go outside shoot a boar and spit roast the whole thing!
Wife:"My whole family is coming for Thanksgiving"
Husband: "F***, I'll get my gun"

by Grey Mage January 15, 2012

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