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by Camjohn1 November 2, 2022
Get the Boar Marketmug. by Boarhead_killer June 29, 2017
Get the boar headmug. One who can pick up fatties at the bar, then brags about it. The boar doesn't look at the female pig as disgusting (like most straight males do), he just sees a hole, and that's better than his hand. To him, it's all about the numbers, who cares if they weigh 350. To the boar, all he has to do is mention his steroided high school days, where he placed in the State weighlifting (see, there were only 3 competitors), and the huge panties come off.
The boar likes to think of himself as a stud, but in reality, the fatties are just desperate so they go home with him.
The boar likes to think of himself as a stud, but in reality, the fatties are just desperate so they go home with him.
by Worka July 19, 2022
Get the Boarmug. by Alexis Elwell/ mrs genius June 4, 2020
Get the boaredmug. Johnny reached down to scratch his balls, when he pulled his hand out it was covered in boar butter.
by 2trouble August 25, 2025
Get the Boar Buttermug. A male human who loves fat chicks. The boar will boast about all of the females he has bagged, but most of them are close to 400 pounds. All the boar sees is a hole.
There are two reasons the boar gets laid so easily by these piggies:
1) He knows that is the only chance he has to go home with someone other than his hand.
2) The piggies are just desperate.
Boars tend to also be a little queer. When his friends try to intervene about his awful taste of ladies, he will always come back with a gay joke, but all that does is tell you what he thinks about.
There are two reasons the boar gets laid so easily by these piggies:
1) He knows that is the only chance he has to go home with someone other than his hand.
2) The piggies are just desperate.
Boars tend to also be a little queer. When his friends try to intervene about his awful taste of ladies, he will always come back with a gay joke, but all that does is tell you what he thinks about.
by Worka July 22, 2022
Get the Boarmug. 