bushed

to “get bushed” or “bush yourself” is to be caught in act of masturbating or watching porn in school.

“Dude! Isaac totally bushed himself in class with an ad for fury porn!”

by RockHardHonkers August 30, 2023

Blusher

Someone who can reliably be called on to give a woman orgasms, usually by giving cunnilingus, without the need for reciprocity, or comittment. They're kind of like a fwb that you can share with friends sometimes.

"Thanks again for sending over your blusher. I don't know how I would have made it through finals week otherwise."

"FWB is too complicated. Sometimes you just need a blusher."

"Sometimes I don't have time for sex, or I'm just too tired, but I stay horny af. My blusher doesn't dissappint."

by Thrawn's Kivu Brother October 28, 2023

Bleshéd

Bless you. Especially as a response to sneezing.

Guy: “ACHEW!!”
Gal: “Bleshéd”
Guy: “Thank you”

by PuduPuda March 26, 2024

Bloshed

To be led on in a fake relationship and fished for your deepest secrets and personal information.

You know Blosh?

Yeah.
He got Bloshed and is now banned from boogabros.
Damn rest in piss💀

by Xylofone April 4, 2024

turd brushed

The evidence of massive load after flushing.

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.

by demon71 November 28, 2012

brown brushed

The act of unknowingly shoving a toothbrush in someones ass.

" dude I don't know how things are going with tenna , I mean last night shebrown brushedme. I don't know if I liked it but I definitely need a new tooth brush."

by meckomacko March 28, 2015

George Bushed

A verb used to describe the utter destruction of something. (Comes from 9/11)

"Why are you so tired"
"Because i just George Bushed your mom"

by henrytll May 28, 2018