blokecore

Someone who wears a vintage football jersey with adidas samba shoes to blend in with the football community

omg look at that teenager, what a blokecore

by bulian1 April 20, 2022

retchard riff bloke

some twit who hates all forms of cheese including blue
he is confused all the time and his feet reak real bad

run!!!!!!!!!!!!! its that retchard riff bloke again we are all going to die

by pyro November 4, 2004

bloketastic

Being all that is man.

Coined by one of the hosts of a popular UK car show, Top Gear.

That car is totally bloketastic.

by Cass September 3, 2006

blarens

'Blarens' is slang for 'blatantly'. It is often used for speed, despite the fact it is only one syllable shorter than the original word. It is also used to add to an edgy image to an otherwise deeply uncool person.

"They're blarens gonna win now!"
"My choonz are better than yours, blarens!"

by Not Kylie Minogue September 3, 2006

blocean

Fellatio while in the ocean.

Guy 1: While in Mexico, I met this girl and she gave me head in the Ocean!

Guy 2: Nice! Nothing beats a blocean!

by Last Laugh July 14, 2011

Blogred

Getting a blow job whilst watching Shreck. Afterwards, your foreskin closes into an onion and you need to peel it to get your regular penis back.

I got blogred at the theatre last night and now it's hard to pee

by Awobol April 27, 2016

Blokescursion

The conjunction of the Australian slang word 'bloke', and 'excursion' - when two males venture out into the world, typically to do manly Australian things, such as riding motorcycles, smoking cigars, fighting sharks and/or wrestling crocodiles.

With the roar of petrol engines and the whiff of cigars, the blokescursion had begun.

by L.A.R.S.O. June 10, 2016